good friends vs best friends

you are broke

good friend: laa kesiannya~

best friend: aku pun ada RM3 je ni. jom kita beli nasi lemak jati, share dua org.

you overslept

good friend: kesiannya. mcm penat sgt je dia ni. taknak la kejut.

best friend: weh gila! kau tu dahla dah 3x skip kelas! bangun!!

you slept in class

good friend: bangunlah, nanti tak dpt ilmu.

best friend: kau nak tidur pegila belakang aku. aku cover.

you got low grades

good friend: takpe2, boleh cuba lagi...

best friend: aku pun sama. jom, study group. sape markah lg rendah kena belanja!

you are stressed with studies

good friend: takpe2, kita semua rasa mcm tu. cheer up!

best friend: jom ponteng. aku boleh bawak kau balik kampung aku, mandi sungai. :D

you're teased by some guys

good friend: eee jahatnya dorg tu. jom2 kita pi tempat lain.

best friend: *shows middle finger at them*

your lover cheats on you

good friend: omg jahatnya lelaki tu!

best friend: *calls your lover* weh hang tau tak muka hang mcm ****? *makian bersambung*

you broke up with your lover

good friend: awhh siannya. sabar byk2 ea..

best friend: *writes your phone number in men's toilet*

you can't get over your lover

good friend: takpe2. kumbang bukan seekor...

best friend: kau pegi pakai cantik2 skang, kita pegi pavi, ngorat laki. cepat2!

you are crying

good friend: meh sini meh aku peluk~

best friend: kau siap skang, kita keluar karok!

you're having a sleepover

good friend: meh aku buatkan air. nak ape2 lg tak?

best friend: gula dgn kordial dlm kabinet. pepandai la kau.

you found someone new

good friend: wow tahniah! at least takdela kau sedih2 dah~

best friend: cuba kau korek idung dpn dia. kalau dia still suka kau, he's the one.

you and him become lovers

good friend: 

i'm so happy for you!

best friend: 

*writes on his facebook wall* weh kau jaga membe aku ni lelok. kau patut rasa bangga dpt membe aku. punyalah ramai laki duk kacau dia. *kes tulis no. fon kat toilet laki*

reunion

good friend: hai lama tak jumpa! *hugs*

best friend: weh cepatla cerita pasal... (gossip)

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